A Land Of Myth & It's Timey-Wimey
........................................ Hello! My name is Mary and I'm an 19-year-old, biromantic, asexual, hispanic student in Texas. :) .................................... My fandoms (and ships) include: Merlin (Merthur), Doctor Who, Sherlock, Suits (Marvey), White Collar, Hannibal, James Bond (Skyfall) (00Q), Tru Calling (Tru/Jack), Veronica Mars, Graceland, and Night Vale............................................................ Merthur = The KINGS of my armada of ships


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8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 1,159 notes

We will have curatorial funds used for their declared purposes. Money destined for the poor should go to the poor! So we will have you go through the last two decades of your accounts with one we have designated to supervise them. The Lady Giulia Farnese.

8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 764 notes
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Song: Girls Just Want To Have Fun
Artist: Starfucker
Album: Jupiter
Played: 111,007 times.

hereindeathvalley:

oh, girls

they want to have fun

8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 15,678 notes
thelaughingwholock:

fun-dip-for-dani:

elluain:

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

Okay let me tell you this story my teacher told me in like 6th grade that I still somehow remember to this day. And by somehow, I mean it was fucking hilarious and I’ll never stop laughing.
In college she was a teacher’s aid for an anatomy class or something or another. On the day they were suppose to examine an actually corpse one of the past students came in with an empty body bag. To put it simply, he pretended to be the dead body they were going to examine that day.
She knew this shit was going to be hilarious so she played along and pretended everything was going according to the plan. When the instructor came in and didn’t even check to make sure everything was in order. Nope, came in around the same time as the students and began the lesson straight away.
About 5 minutes a low moan came from the body bag, like something you’d hear out of a zombie movie.
Some of the closer students tilts their head and frown, but they doesn’t say anything. The instructor doesn’t even notice.
A little bit afterwards he moans loader. A few more people hear it this time around. They are understandably a bit worried, and a bit scared. This time the Instructor does notice, but he rolls his eyes.
For the next 10 minutes there is no noise from the body bag. The students have calmed by this point and the Instructor is winding down his lecture and about ready to move on to the practical.
Right as the Instructor moves over to the table the body bag is sitting on, the dude sits straight up in the bag and makes the stupidest zombie moans known to mankind.
Everyone straight up flips their shit. One of the girls ends up puking because she’s so scared and the rest of the students are running out the classroom, knocking over furniture, and screaming in terror.

IT GOT BETTER

AND HERE I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY IT WAS THE EIGHT DOCTOR, BUT HOLY SHIT I AM CRYING

thelaughingwholock:

fun-dip-for-dani:

elluain:

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

Okay let me tell you this story my teacher told me in like 6th grade that I still somehow remember to this day. And by somehow, I mean it was fucking hilarious and I’ll never stop laughing.

In college she was a teacher’s aid for an anatomy class or something or another. On the day they were suppose to examine an actually corpse one of the past students came in with an empty body bag. To put it simply, he pretended to be the dead body they were going to examine that day.

She knew this shit was going to be hilarious so she played along and pretended everything was going according to the plan. When the instructor came in and didn’t even check to make sure everything was in order. Nope, came in around the same time as the students and began the lesson straight away.

About 5 minutes a low moan came from the body bag, like something you’d hear out of a zombie movie.

Some of the closer students tilts their head and frown, but they doesn’t say anything. The instructor doesn’t even notice.

A little bit afterwards he moans loader. A few more people hear it this time around. They are understandably a bit worried, and a bit scared. This time the Instructor does notice, but he rolls his eyes.

For the next 10 minutes there is no noise from the body bag. The students have calmed by this point and the Instructor is winding down his lecture and about ready to move on to the practical.

Right as the Instructor moves over to the table the body bag is sitting on, the dude sits straight up in the bag and makes the stupidest zombie moans known to mankind.

Everyone straight up flips their shit. One of the girls ends up puking because she’s so scared and the rest of the students are running out the classroom, knocking over furniture, and screaming in terror.

IT GOT BETTER

AND HERE I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY IT WAS THE EIGHT DOCTOR, BUT HOLY SHIT I AM CRYING

8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 185,985 notes

dirkbot:

Do you ever have passive OTPs

Like, you don’t read fic, you don’t look for art

but whenever something turns up you’re like hell fuckin yea

8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 78,063 notes

reminder that this has Hugo Weaving removing a Hugo Weaving mask to reveal Hugo Weaving wearing a mask which is actually supposed to be his real face

8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 6,760 notes
mioinne:

TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.

mioinne:

TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.

8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 134,784 notes

brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 37,303 notes
deliciouspineapple:

rinjirenee:

justbrevity:

Thor de France

THIS WHEELED HORSE IS ENJOYABLE, I LIKE IT

THIS WHEELED HORSE IS ENJOYABLE, I LIKE IT

deliciouspineapple:

rinjirenee:

justbrevity:

Thor de France

THIS WHEELED HORSE IS ENJOYABLE, I LIKE IT

THIS WHEELED HORSE IS ENJOYABLE, I LIKE IT

8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 100,425 notes
krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

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thepurposeofplaying:

teflonly:

this day in horrible history 

↳ 23 April - Birth (1564) and Death (1616) of William Shakespeare. 

his lil “idek man i do what i want” shrug in the final gif tho

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1,127,720 plays

juicyjacqulyn:

epic-vines:

Lil guy tried to meow!

Vine by: Papa Falcon

that is the face of a person who has just died from cute

8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 169,632 notes

okagami:

marypsue:

Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I don’t care, just end this bullshit idea that it’s better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.

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8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 16,983 notes